SIDE A

1. Prelude

2. All Nereids Beware

3. One Day Women Will All Become Monsters

4. Expired In Goreville

5. Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek

6. The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined

7. Interlude Pt 1

SIDE B

1. There's No Penguins In Alaska

2. Interlude Pt 2

3. We're Gonna Have Us A Champagne Jam

4. No Hardcore Dancing In The Living Room

5. Who's Sandie Jenkins

6. To Trixie And Reptile, Thanks For Everything